Moomba Sucks!!!
hay! na-idaos din ang G.A. ng math and physics societies. pero in all fairness and honesty eh..wala atang natuwa(o ung iba lng! ha! watever?!?) bsta ako, hndi ako natuwa...unang-una plng..ako b nman ang emcee??? who in their right minds will going to pick me as an emcee? mag-Grimace ok pa(i missed grimace badly!). pag-pasok ko last friday biglang.."jerome! kaw ang emcee..kaya mo yan!". and i was like "ha?" and it looks like i dnt have any choice..haha..and besides they are my friends(d one who appointed me, yes!) and minsan lng cla humingi ng favor so i said "ok! sure, kayo ha, at tlgang d nyo ko kinunsulta ah! ;p (luv ya guyz!). so i asked for the program para lam ko nman kung ano mga mangyayari..though 2 kame na emcee(from mathsoc ung isa!) so i thought magsasaluhan nlng kame.
august 28
i arrived sa venue then "wow! eto pla...ok nman pla...sulit ang 370!"..dami na din pipol..then an officer of mathsoc approached me and hand me the program or i should say "their" program, as in i was like "ha? magka-iba?" and then meron png lumapit sakin who explained the flow of the event. kesyo mauuna yung ganyan, tapos ganito blah blah and so on. and ako nman "ah ok." but im still comparing the two different programs."murder ito! alin ang alin???" (pahirapan ba ko???)
and then nag-start na ung party, first intermission plng mali na..my gulay! eh pano ba nman kz..mag-kaiba nga dba ung program na hawak nmn ng partner ko..nakalagay sa mathsoc program "production number" sa apsoc "production number ng candidates" w/c is w/c??? ang cnabi ko 2loy "prod number of the AP dance troupe"(go AP!). after nun dapat eh awarding ng mga athlete's ata ng mathsoc but hinold at nag-sbi na mag-dinner daw muna! yey!
ang sabi.."buffet ang dinner" yun pla buffet ang setting pero cla ang nag-served. kala kz ng iba eh eat-all-you-can kaya medyo na-disappoint. tsk tsk..may dala pa nman akong baunan!(kidding!). tapos nag-resume ung program..at pramis..nilamon ako ng partner ko as i expected but oh well..go on...lang problema skn! haha. nag-prod number ang mga candidates ng mr. & ms. apsoc and mathsoc personalities. at enjoi na enjoi ang crowd. tapos may Q nd A after...aliw kz ung isang contestant may bitbit png interpreter kz d cya maintindihan(d way she speaks!) kung trip-trip lng yun..avah, bumenta!
then we have our games..the first one was boring. mas na-eexcyt pa ko sa mga games sa mcdo parties kahit na 3 years ko nang nakikitang nilalaro ng mga kids, ung tipong pas d balloon??? the next game was the beer-drinking game..togh medyo excyting..napag-hahalata ang mga "tomador". ang challenge ng game s, d first one to finish his/her beer using a straw will win! ang sakit sa throat nun! at ala pa atang 20 seconds eh may winner na! ibang klase!
after the games, nag set-up na yung mga performers...tapos announcing of winners ng math and physics personalities! tapos nag-start na yung mga bands...tapos.....tapos na!
y moomba sucks?
- hndi pa tapos ang party, may nagwawalis na sa kung saan-saan!!! gusto ko snang sabihin na "ms. masamang magwalis ng gabi!"
- ang sound system, d mo alam kung pangit o sadyang engot yung in-charge...haaayyy
- ang mga waiter..magugulat ka..after u take ur last piece of cake, mag-vavanish na agad ang plates mo...instant??? pano mga naka-abang..prang may mga date at gustong umuwi ng maaga!
-ang drinks, 1 serving lang..kala ko bottomless...H2O lng pla ang bottomless...at ang bar, ang aga din nag-sara khit may mga gusto pang umorder ng drinks...grrrr
- hndi nakapag-perform yung apsoc band, composed of freshmens pa man din na tlgang umattend khit malayo ang bahay para lng my representative apsoc kaso, after mag perform ng mathsoc band...eh pull-out na yung equipments??? til 12 midnight po reservation nmn..11:53 plng ng natapos yung isa..so pede pa atleast a song pra sa apsoc band...ang babastos dba??? at tlgang pinatay ang aircon..pati ceiling fan!
- higit sa lahat...ubod ng bastos ung fuckin-monster-idiot-manager ng moomba, coz d president of the apsoc complained bout d whole thing then the fuckin-monster-idiot-manager said "bukas ka mag-complain" sabay talikod! ampness dba? kung arsonista lng kame eh sinilaban na yang bar na yan eh(may tama pa man din na yung iba!)...kahoy pa man din..mabilis kumalat ang apoy...hahaha..bad!
though moomba's cozy..pero d rin..who d hell will dine-in their and will end-up pissed coz d waitress already sweeping the floor at 10:30 pm? sayang..ganda pa nman ng place.
eto nman sumthing funny and medyo bad!
- nag-panic ng onti ung partner ko and other mathsoc pipol kz, na-misplaced ung paper nya wherein naka-sulat dun yung mga names ng candidates for math personality..as in mega-hanap na sila kami nman sa apsoc was like.."oh well, ang bilis ng karma" kz prang cla lng ang nasusunod, they made changes sa program out of nowhere. yun pla..nasama sa papers ko yung kanila. eh im not that bad pa nman kaya i gave it back..if ever tinopak ako..ay! bhala kau dyan.
buti nalang no classes next day...i mean today! hahaha
august 28
i arrived sa venue then "wow! eto pla...ok nman pla...sulit ang 370!"..dami na din pipol..then an officer of mathsoc approached me and hand me the program or i should say "their" program, as in i was like "ha? magka-iba?" and then meron png lumapit sakin who explained the flow of the event. kesyo mauuna yung ganyan, tapos ganito blah blah and so on. and ako nman "ah ok." but im still comparing the two different programs."murder ito! alin ang alin???" (pahirapan ba ko???)
and then nag-start na ung party, first intermission plng mali na..my gulay! eh pano ba nman kz..mag-kaiba nga dba ung program na hawak nmn ng partner ko..nakalagay sa mathsoc program "production number" sa apsoc "production number ng candidates" w/c is w/c??? ang cnabi ko 2loy "prod number of the AP dance troupe"(go AP!). after nun dapat eh awarding ng mga athlete's ata ng mathsoc but hinold at nag-sbi na mag-dinner daw muna! yey!
ang sabi.."buffet ang dinner" yun pla buffet ang setting pero cla ang nag-served. kala kz ng iba eh eat-all-you-can kaya medyo na-disappoint. tsk tsk..may dala pa nman akong baunan!(kidding!). tapos nag-resume ung program..at pramis..nilamon ako ng partner ko as i expected but oh well..go on...lang problema skn! haha. nag-prod number ang mga candidates ng mr. & ms. apsoc and mathsoc personalities. at enjoi na enjoi ang crowd. tapos may Q nd A after...aliw kz ung isang contestant may bitbit png interpreter kz d cya maintindihan(d way she speaks!) kung trip-trip lng yun..avah, bumenta!
then we have our games..the first one was boring. mas na-eexcyt pa ko sa mga games sa mcdo parties kahit na 3 years ko nang nakikitang nilalaro ng mga kids, ung tipong pas d balloon??? the next game was the beer-drinking game..togh medyo excyting..napag-hahalata ang mga "tomador". ang challenge ng game s, d first one to finish his/her beer using a straw will win! ang sakit sa throat nun! at ala pa atang 20 seconds eh may winner na! ibang klase!
after the games, nag set-up na yung mga performers...tapos announcing of winners ng math and physics personalities! tapos nag-start na yung mga bands...tapos.....tapos na!
y moomba sucks?
- hndi pa tapos ang party, may nagwawalis na sa kung saan-saan!!! gusto ko snang sabihin na "ms. masamang magwalis ng gabi!"
- ang sound system, d mo alam kung pangit o sadyang engot yung in-charge...haaayyy
- ang mga waiter..magugulat ka..after u take ur last piece of cake, mag-vavanish na agad ang plates mo...instant??? pano mga naka-abang..prang may mga date at gustong umuwi ng maaga!
-ang drinks, 1 serving lang..kala ko bottomless...H2O lng pla ang bottomless...at ang bar, ang aga din nag-sara khit may mga gusto pang umorder ng drinks...grrrr
- hndi nakapag-perform yung apsoc band, composed of freshmens pa man din na tlgang umattend khit malayo ang bahay para lng my representative apsoc kaso, after mag perform ng mathsoc band...eh pull-out na yung equipments??? til 12 midnight po reservation nmn..11:53 plng ng natapos yung isa..so pede pa atleast a song pra sa apsoc band...ang babastos dba??? at tlgang pinatay ang aircon..pati ceiling fan!
- higit sa lahat...ubod ng bastos ung fuckin-monster-idiot-manager ng moomba, coz d president of the apsoc complained bout d whole thing then the fuckin-monster-idiot-manager said "bukas ka mag-complain" sabay talikod! ampness dba? kung arsonista lng kame eh sinilaban na yang bar na yan eh(may tama pa man din na yung iba!)...kahoy pa man din..mabilis kumalat ang apoy...hahaha..bad!
though moomba's cozy..pero d rin..who d hell will dine-in their and will end-up pissed coz d waitress already sweeping the floor at 10:30 pm? sayang..ganda pa nman ng place.
eto nman sumthing funny and medyo bad!
- nag-panic ng onti ung partner ko and other mathsoc pipol kz, na-misplaced ung paper nya wherein naka-sulat dun yung mga names ng candidates for math personality..as in mega-hanap na sila kami nman sa apsoc was like.."oh well, ang bilis ng karma" kz prang cla lng ang nasusunod, they made changes sa program out of nowhere. yun pla..nasama sa papers ko yung kanila. eh im not that bad pa nman kaya i gave it back..if ever tinopak ako..ay! bhala kau dyan.
buti nalang no classes next day...i mean today! hahaha

